First Saint Louis City 2 Bus Trip! US Open Cup at Louisville.

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First Saint Louis City 2 Bus Trip! US Open Cup at Louisville.

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This is the even that in 10 years, new people will ask you “what was it like on that bus trip?” and you will stroke your long gray beard and tell the tale of a road trip.

THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE YOUR TICKET.  LINK WILL BE PROVIDED.

Time for departure noon.  Location South County Mall parking lot. SOUTHWEST CORNER, by Buffalo Wild Wings.  Return immediately after the game.  DO NOT BE LATE.

One per person.  Only acceptable multi-seat purchase is spouse/family/significant other that attends games.  Be reasonable.  Anything else will be cancelled.  No refunds.  Let us know if you can’t go; we likely can find someone to pick it up, but we DO need to know if you can’t go so we’re not waiting on you. DO NOT BE LATE.

(At Checkout, please put the name of said partner in crime in the Additional Info box.  This isn’t hard to do.)

The price is the seat on the bus and the tip.  IT DOES NOT INCLUDE YOUR TICKET PRICE. See link below.

By purchasing this ticket you agree to not be a jerk. We are representatives of the team.   Follow the rules of the host stadium, partake in lively #banter without anger or aggressive behavior, and generally act semi-civilized.  We will have a roll of duct tape to hogtie and silence anyone that goes too far.  That’s not an exaggeration.

We reserve the right to revoke bus privileges prior to departure.

DO. NOT. BE. LATE.

REALLY IMPORTANT LEGALLY BINDING PART THAT YOU SHOULD READ AND THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU AGREE TO BY PURCHASING:

(Sarah is a paralegal.  She’s confirmed this is totally a contract.  Don’t make her give you the look.)

There is a deposit put down on the bus for alcohol consumption.  By all means, we’re gonna have a good time.  But we are adults, and you are responsible for cleaning up after yourself.  And that’s ANYTHING.  Spills, snack wrappers, empty bottles, even gum wrappers.  We always have trash bags.  I don’t give a damn how tired you are when the bus pulls in at the end of the trip, you will clean up after yourself.  We’ve seen this before on road trips, and it will not happen again. I was guilted into being nice and letting the last slovenly dipshit back on the bus list.  Never again.  I don’t care if you bring alcohol for everyone, put out a spread of food like a Vegas buffet, or even if you’re CKB herself.  Make a mess, we’ll humiliate you.

If there is a mess left behind by anyone, you will be publicly shamed until the end of the season as a complete and utter dumbass who owes for the cleaning deposit.  Even after reimbursement of the cleaning deposit, you’ll still be known as an asshole who is inconsiderate, selfish, not trustworthy, and not allowed on any Louligan bus trips.  It’s a forfeiture of any bus trip benefits in the future.  In perpetuity.  The Louligan website will have metadata added so every Google search of your name, the first result is “…is an immature asshole who can’t clean up after themselves”, and we’ll pay for SEO results to make sure it’s the first result.  Good luck job hunting with that experience.  Again, not a joke, we will humiliate you with extreme prejudice.

DO. NOT. BE. LATE.

Ticket Link

https://seatgeek.com/us-open-cup-st-louis-city-sc-2-at-louisville-city-fc-tickets/us-minor-league-soccer/2022-04-20-7-30-pm/5683120?sgo_ac=stlouis