Bus Trip for Chicago Fire 5/13/23

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Bus Trip for Chicago Fire 5/13/23

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Price is for ONE (1) seat on the bus to Chicago. This seat comes with a ticket to the game in the reserved Away Supporters Section.
(If you have tickets already but are taking the bus, please note that in the purchase comments so a ticket is not held for you.)

Time for departure is early (estimated 5am-6am range).  Location TBD.  Return immediately after the game.  DO NOT BE LATE. If you are not at the bus at time of departure WE WILL NOT WAIT. When purchasing ticket(s), make sure the email entered is current; any updates on the trip will be sent to that email address.

One per person.  Only acceptable multi-seat purchase is spouse/family/significant other/traveling partners.  Be reasonable.  You buy 8 tickets and they’re not all sharing a last name, it’s cancelled. Anything shady will be cancelled. 
No refunds.  Let us know if you can’t go; we likely can find someone to pick it up, but we DO need to know if you can’t go so we’re not waiting on you.

(At Checkout, please put the name of said partner in crime in the Additional Info box.  This isn’t hard to do.)

Bus will depart from location at specific time. There will be appropriate stops for bathroom/snacks/smoking/etc. EFFICIENCY is key. We will not wait if you’re sightseeing at rest stops.
There is a restroom on the buses. ABSOLUTELY NO #2 ON THE BUS.
Bring snacks, beverages (adult and non-adult are fine), whatever. You WILL be responsible for your own messes. (see below)
Upon arrival, Chicago has set a parking area for all three buses. That’s where we will tailgate. (Specific location to come later.)
Then gametime. Don’t be a dick. Follow the rules laid out. The week before, there will be a conference call where Chicago will share expectations. This will be emailed out same day. This email will also contain these instructions and any more to be communicated.
ONCE THE GAME IS OVER, we will be escorted out of the stadium to our buses. This is not the time to go to the team store, or meet friends. We get to the bus, we get on the buses, we go home.

By purchasing this ticket you agree to not be a jerk. We are representatives of the team.   Follow the rules of the host stadium, partake in lively #banter without anger or aggressive behavior, and generally act semi-civilized.  We will have a roll of duct tape to hogtie and silence anyone that goes too far.  That’s not an exaggeration.

We reserve the right to revoke bus privileges prior to departure.

The buses will not be numbered in memory of #Bus2.  They will be named instead. Any repeated Bus2 jokes will be punishable with a fine.

REALLY IMPORTANT LEGALLY BINDING PART THAT YOU SHOULD READ AND THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU AGREE TO BY PURCHASING:

(Sarah is a paralegal.  She’s confirmed this is totally a contract.  Don’t make her give you the look.) ALSO THIS IS 100% HYPERBOLE AND IS INTENDED TO BE SARCASTIC AND SILLY WHILE DEMONSTRATING HOW PEOPLE HAVE MADE A MESS BEFORE AND CLEANING UP AFTER THEM SUCKS. WE ARE NOT REALLY GOING TO COMMIT SEVERAL CRIMES AND SPEND MONEY ON SEO RESULTS.

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AGAIN THIS IS 100% HYPERBOLE AND IS INTENDED TO BE SARCASTIC AND SILLY WHILE DEMONSTRATING HOW PEOPLE HAVE MADE A MESS BEFORE AND CLEANING UP AFTER THEM SUCKS. WE ARE NOT REALLY GOING TO COMMIT SEVERAL CRIMES AND SPEND MONEY ON SEO RESULTS